David Rathbun is a simple man. One who enjoys long naps, back rubs, and plates of bacon, in that order. He is currently fighting the good fight at Target, where he witnesses the sordid microcosm of humanity in all its glory. In his spare time, he tends to ride his bike to the beach, binge-watch television shows, and revert to childhood at Disneyland. In a perfect world, he would be writing an Oscar-winning screenplay, but his creativity comes and goes. Mostly goes. In the meantime, he fills this creative gap by spending time with family and friends, and his old trusted cactus, Spike.